The TARDIS Diaries

Heres a fun fact.

You know the Doctor? The one who stole me, and loved me, and would be nothing with out me?

Yeah, he told Rose to just let me die… Thanks for that.

So was on Earth, happy to be whiling away my days with Tetris and Solitaire, but Noooooo! Rose had to be stubborn! Stubborn human with her stubborn face. Off she went and got a big giant chain and a big yellow truck and… well… opened me.

IT’S NOT AS DIRTY AS IT SOUNDS!

Not just because I let a puny human get the better of me, but because I kinda deliberately let her… That foolish Doctor isn’t going to get away with abandoning me. Its going to me and him vs the universe. It’ll always be me and him.

Okay, Bad Wolf you little pillok, here we go.

So, to kick things off cretinous Daleks try to kill me. Me! Me of all the things! ME! Then again, when you have a Tribophysical Waveform Macro-kinetic Extrapolator attached to your systems, there’s nothing much that anyone can do to you. To summerise: I’m awesome.

Arrived in the Dalek ship, ONTOP of Rose (oh yeah, I’m that good) and they feebly attempt to shoot Doctor. Idiots. I’m awesome and I have a forcefield. Also I’m awesome.

But then everything went rubbish. Because Daleks are building a giant fleet, trying to create Time War 2. And Doctor does not deserve that. Not after everything. And I can’t help him. Cos he sent me away, back to Earth with Rose.

And here we are.

It’s hard to be awesome when you’ve lost your Time Lord.

I’m unhappy.

Thats putting is mildy.

I’m rage filled.

But kind of in a cool you-look-so-hot-when-you’re-pissed way.

Like a I-kinda-want-to-make-you-angry-just-so-you-do-that-face-again.

God, I’m so awesome.

Where was I?

There’s a new human is with us… Adam is he called? I couldn’t care less. Immediate impression: weasel. He’s got one of those little punchable faces. Even more than regular humans do. He also seems unable to comprehend the present situation. Which is, by the way, simply just my general awesomeness. Will try to abandon him at first possible chance.

Additional: I hate Daleks.