Oooop, the homo sapiens have returned, lugging an unconscious Time Lord with them. Now they’re t—-! Now they—-! Gah! Now they’re pressing—! STOP PRESSING RANDOM BUTTONS! Just open my index and input—-! Search ‘regeneration’ and—! GOD! PUT HIM IN THE ZERO ROOM OR SOMETHING!
Aaaaand now we’ve been teleported onto the Sycorax ship. Congratuwelldone silly humans. It really irks me that lesser beings think they can just bundle me about like a… bundle. I mean, I guess I could have just overridden the teleport controls but… well, I’m just… far too lazy.
So they’ve all gone outside and its just me and Time Lordy.
And the dripping tea.
So now I’m waiting.
Waiting for the vapours.
God this is the most ludicrous set of random chance.
OH GOD NO HE’S QUOTING THE LION KING.
Humans are so small and strange. Don’t think I’ll ever understand.
So, the Doctor is currently filing under comatose, and they take him away somewhere to… I don’t know, help him? Rest him? Hopefully not eat him? Once again I’m left on my own to contemplate the great unanswered questions of the universe (like why Pluto is just a dog when Goofy walks and talks) and next thing I know there’s a giant Sycorax ship over London!
I mean… who put that there?!
recovery-timelord-deactivated20 asked: Do you miss any of the old companions?
What, those pesky, infuriating, noisy troublemakers?!
Okay, maybe a few of them a little bit… Especially the dreamy ones like Jack. And Jamie, he was easy on the eyes. Leela was fun to have around because her thought process was hilarious. And Nyssa, and Ace…
OH GOD I MISS THEM ALL OKAY?
Except the tin dog.
I don’t miss him.
New Doctor, new Doctor. Pah, seriously, I had real doubts whether I would like this new incarnation, he’s like a sack full of cats inside a bigger sack of dogs. But then, well, then he collapsed and it was kinda pathetic and sweet and… what? Look he’s not normally vulnerable. Its… I wanted to take care of him alright?
But then Rose and the other silly domestic Homo sapiens went and took him away. Damn them. I think they were trying to help though, either that or they wanted to sacrifice him to their god and eat him, but as far as I know the human race grew out of that by 2007. But I never really pay attention to the monkies.
Oh god, I hope they don’t eat him.
I was trying to come up with some clever joke about you 40 followers relating to the TARDIS Type 40 model…
But I appear to be broken from ‘Asylum of the Daleks’, so did ^that^ instead.
Thanks for the follow guys!
HE BLEEDING CRASHED ME!!
In to a bleeding WALL!
And another bleeding wall!
And a bleeding CAR!
And some bleeding dustbins!
CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M A LITTLE UPSET?!
JUST because I’m infinitely brilliant in every possible way does NOT mean he can treat me as the large lump of wood I’m disguised as! I have feelings! True, they may be somewhat distorted so’s I get a bit giggly every time I land in a forest, but feelings none the less!
SO. Things are a little screwed here. Eh… regeneration imminent. Always better to be in flight when that happens, less chance of the bugger wandering off. So away we go.
And DON’T YOU JUDGE ME FOR LEAVING JACK. You have no idea… the vortex. Him. He is so wrong. In all the very very wrong ways he can be. So very very wrong. And I’m leaving him. He’s a big boy. A big sexy, disturbingly wrong boy who can look after himself. Okay?
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, new Doctor. He’s… he’s very much hyper active, talking about Barcelona or something? Can’t really concentrate as Rose’s face is far to funny. She looks like the universe just imploded or something. Time Lords all look the same to me, but I guess changing faces might be creepy. But still, he’s got the same psychic wave length, he’s still the same idiot.
Oh god… why did he just press that button??
What was he think– ah, ah, wait…
Oh dear… ah, ah!
Okay. Okay. Ooooohhhh kay. I can deal with this, this is a walk in the park, right? Just a nice stroll or something. One foot in front of the otherOhRassilonIdon’tevenhavelegswhatamItalkingabout?
The infinite power of the time vortex, of the whole great big ugly universe, crammed inside a tiny, insignificant female human. Thats never a good thing. But screw i, I knew what she wanted, and it was exactly what I wanted: him. So I granted her the power of a god, and don’t regret it for one second.
Slightly unsure of what she did. Something about resurrection? I was letting her take the lead. Pineapple? No thats not right… Well, what I know for certain is the Daleks are dead, Rose went wibbly, and I completely screwed up the Doctor.
IT’S ON PAGE ONE OF THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL! DON’T LOOK AT THE GODAMN TIME VORTEX! GODAMNIT DOCTOR! At least not without correct safety equipment.
Safety first, kids.
Heres a fun fact.
You know the Doctor? The one who stole me, and loved me, and would be nothing with out me?
Yeah, he told Rose to just let me die… Thanks for that.
So was on Earth, happy to be whiling away my days with Tetris and Solitaire, but Noooooo! Rose had to be stubborn! Stubborn human with her stubborn face. Off she went and got a big giant chain and a big yellow truck and… well… opened me.
IT’S NOT AS DIRTY AS IT SOUNDS!
Not just because I let a puny human get the better of me, but because I kinda deliberately let her… That foolish Doctor isn’t going to get away with abandoning me. Its going to me and him vs the universe. It’ll always be me and him.
Okay, Bad Wolf you little pillok, here we go.